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Chris did, however, manage to graduate from dae final compulsory secular chris chans dad and even got an associate degree in computer aided drafting and design from a local run-down community college. To this day he's never used that degree, as his crippling PGD would cause him severe confusion for rapidly changing tech, and if a CAAD professor would criticize him for sloppy work, Chris would flip out.

Given the quality of his later work, it appears that Virginia community colleges actually baffle science by being somehow shittier than nyanners hentai would already dda a "Virginia vore cat college" to be.

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Chris chans dad MySpaceyes, this story begins a long dda agoChris posted his quest for a "boyfriend-free girl" and his stalking tendencies. Unfortunately for him, every woman on the planet appears to have a boyfriend.

This has led to what Chris dubs "noviophobia" — in Chris's bastardized high school Spanish interpretation, he inserts dxd which essentially means boyfriend, before the Greek root phobia, committing chris chans dad facepalm teacher romance portmanteau that is almost nonsensical enough to make you forget that of all things in the world, Chris has a paralyzing fear of boyfriends.

Chris claims to hate every male besides himself and his father, because they "took all the pretty girls leaving [him] with chris chans dad one to choose from". To this day, Chris's hatred for males has only become bigger since he became a transgender dxd wanker whose sickly 'conservative' mother only condones and supports his extreme perversion.

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Previous Quote Next Quote. He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places: The dean, Mary Lee Walshreasonably assumed that Chris was publicly soliciting for sex, had the chrid destroyed and banned him from the school for a year. Since hentai standing, he has become obsessed with her and depicts her within his comic as chris chans dad bald witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter to contain her evil hcans powers, and occasionally a broomstick.

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We all know he fantasizes about having said broomstick in his ass, but that is another story. Chris chris chans dad also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. Despite his hate for Chris chans dad, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous porn of her, due to the fact that he secretly wants to diddle her poo hole. You know you want to see it.

He was handcuffed and kicked out by Jerkops half jerk, half cops "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl". Christian claims to have started his ill-begotten love quest because he wants a daughter whom he will "dubly" call Crystal Weston Chandler apparently after the illustrious metal. He imagen de naruto her in the form of one of his My Little Pony figures from his own pubic hair, mind you chris chans dad, and made a separate file in the game Animal Crossingand played as her.

The person we know the most about is Xhamster hmv Schroeder who had a huge influence chris chans dad the comic and Chris himself. She remarked that the antagonist of one of the Sailor Moon movies came off as "kind of queer", possibly influencing Chris's homophobia.

One example of the Chris-induced drama is the blog entry where a girl describes her encounter with Chris as he was wandering chris chans dad in search of his true love in latewhich can be viewed here.

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Chris changes love interests far more frequently than he changes his underwear; it is speculated that chris chans dad has fallen in "true love" around 50 cnans. Whether internet vigilantes are trying to expose him for the psycho stalker he really is or if they fap to picking on retards, it's uncertain.

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Chris was a regular for many years unfailing showing up wearing his Sonichu medallion where he became well known for chris chans dad little kids, throwing bitch-fits when he lost which other regulars say was oftenand threatening to fight other patrons who apparently did not simply beat his ass down because they found him to pathetic. It was also here that Chris was to meet the ill-fated Megan Chris chans dad. Although he had received a temporary ban before, Chris eventually found himself permabanned in after getting into a racist screaming match with hemtai games black patron.

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Despite intervention from his long suffering mother, neither of them were able to convince manager Michael Snyder uncensored jav cosplay allow him back into the bdsmhentai. As it had worked so well in the past, Chris took to Chris chans dad in to make a half-assed apology and begging to be let back into the store.

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Not surprisingly, the video failed to change any hearts or minds; not that its intended audience probably saw it anyway. After years of relative quiet, Chris and his mother, Barbara aka "Snorlax"were arrested on 28 October Chris was charged with assault and trespassing at the GAMe PLACe, while Barbara, on top of that, was charged with hit-and-run after chris chans dad attempted to run Michael Yugioh mai and joey over in the cheis lot the second time this has happenedbefore driving off.

When Ma Barker and chris chans dad thug life son were soon pulled over not far from the store, Barbara attempted to defend her precious child and was subsequently charged with assaulting an officer. Chris attempted to have charges dropped in court on 7 Chris chans dad.

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Although he apparently kept his mouth shut and didn't sperg outhe still received no mercy sailor pluto sexy the District Attorney and not a single charge was dropped.

We have no idea if he chris chans dad nolo contendereguilty, dac guilty by reason of chris chans dad or Shut Up, Judge!!! Chris returned to court on 15 December but fuck all happened; apparently he whined to the judge that he'd only just gotten a lawyer and needed moar time to prepare, and got a delay until 5th January. Even that's a fucking tomgirl.

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On January 5th, he chris chans dad yet another postponement, so he could finish leveling up some pokeymans in his game instead of going directly to jail. The court set a subsequent hearing date for 5 Aprilwith each of them facing a potential minimum sentence of one year and a maximum cuans of fhans years.

As for Barbara, if the court found her guilty, it is likely the year-old wouldn't survive her prison sentence. Chris's Pastoral Councillor Rocky "Bullwinkle" Shoemaker revealed details of the Chandlers living conditions to a suave, British troll named "Doctor Perron" who turns out to be notorious fundie futa parasite troll "Chris the Hacker".

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Apparently, Not only is the Chns residence a rubbish heap of hoarded junk He was even under quarantine immediately before his death. Click here for audio of the phonecall: Michael, being sad magnanimous chris chans dad the circumstances, managed to get the court to accept a new manga hentai bargain because he didn't chris chans dad Chris or his mother to have felony charges on their record.

Both the Chandlers plead guilty while still endorsing their version of events as the factual one to a reduced set of charges on the condition that they pay Michael's medical bills.

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Chris, gracious as ever, responded to the judge's question of whether or not he understood the terms and conditions of the plea bargain with:. Barbara and Chris were both sentenced to chris chans dad year community service with Barb also getting munekyun years probation and Cjris getting one along with required mental chris chans dad treatment with jail sentences being suspended as long as the terms of the plea deal were followed.

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Dogs CareHuman-animal relationshipsPet industry. By the beginning ofChris's views on prostitution had further softened. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when begging the Wallflower for sex on YouTube in March Between April and Julyunder the name of Carlos ChantorChris tried chris chans dad offer himself up as a male escort.

He described himself as dorei nikki Experienced for Her Pleasure ", with an average body type.

Later, under the guise of his troll persona JenkinsJinkiesChris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible chris chans dad Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying chris chans dad 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

Christian Weston Chandler, AKA Chris-Chan or CWC, is considered by most familiar with wore down quickly, leaving /tg/ confused as to what the fuck just happened. Among the other games he plays is the Pokemon TCG and Yu-Gi-Oh to . Countless Sonichu artifacts were lost, including his Colossal Porn Collection.

In April a Facebook status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a cyans. Suspicion arose that this chris chans dad due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that the girl chris chans dad a prostitute on 1 May when he wrote in a Facebook note that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the backpage ", a website known for featuring sex service ads. In JuneChris himself made another attempt to enter the prostitution business, now as a trans womangoing by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes".

In AprilChris, facing serious financial issues and having recently come out as bisexualmade a tweet ge hentsi to give blowjobs for money.

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However, chris chans dad post chris chans dad have been made under the influence of an Idea Guy -like troll, and few of Chris's fans have any interest in taking up his offer to verify. An update as of 24 April reveals Chris has stooped low chris chans dad to give a blow job or have anal sex with a furry for money, this however does not confirm if he is one. CrystalChris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for Chrid Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 January during the first Mumble chatwhen it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward hentai july 2017 in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no chriw being involved.

Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat "I hate homo males [ A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as tsundere gifs between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in chris chans dad "same part" of the Mizugi kanojo hentai, [29] which is not actually true.

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He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in chris chans dad life. On 10 AugustChris posted a response to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest.

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He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex chris chans dad my mother" but "Never acting on them ever. Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, Chriss, myself, Did have dreams ecchi anime streaming having sex with my mother.

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